• Octavio@piefed.socialEnglish
    34·
    7 天前

    Roll my eyes and shake my head. Probably make a snarky comment to my companion if I was with someone.

  • Wispy2891@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    6 天前

    Call the polizia municipale for removal

    After being on hold for 35 minutes they tell you that there are no patrols available at the moment to come to see (although you remember seeing one parked in front of a nearby bar) but they will come to check as soon as possible.

    “As soon as possible” they meant after 6 hours and the pick up is no more parked there

    Btw I don’t understand those that are buying this kind of penis enhancement devices (no. It’s not used for work), parking spots in Italy aren’t designed for this size. If you have anything longer than 4 meters it’s hard to find a place. Getting a 5.5 meters vehicle just for showing off, it’s simply masochism

  • chunes@lemmy.worldEnglish
    38·
    7 天前

    Have my wife wheel me over to where the license plate # is in view and post that bad boy to social media with a sympathetic title like “we had to take a huge detour because we couldn’t get my wheelchair around this truck”, grab some popcorn and watch as people form a digital witch hunt. Then call the police to have it towed.

    • TheOakTree@lemmy.zipEnglish
      6·
      6 天前

      I was going to say, having a wheelchair on hand would make a great way to scrape the hell out of the rear of the car with plausible deniability.

      Your idea is probably better.

  • Chiarottide@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    6 天前

    Fun fact: you’re not supposed to keep your hitch on when you’re not towing because it is directly connected to your frame, which means you lose the protection of the crumple zones and the bumper. If a misplaced sledgehammer were to land on your hitch it could seriously bend your shit and warrant very expensive repairs

  • abigscaryhobo@lemmy.worldEnglish
    28·
    7 天前

    Lots of smack talk in here from the other side of the screen. Best malicious compliance is probably just call and report them for parking improperly. Or just walk across their car.

  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldEnglish
    232·
    7 天前

    I had neighbours around me that did this shit regularly

    I would drag a coin, walk over the bonnet with bouncy steps, break wing mirrors and the like

    I had a spouse who required a wheelchair for a while, so I took it very personally

  • mcv@lemmy.zipEnglish
    17·
    6 天前

    I used to dream of having a laser to cut the offending part off.

  • prime_number_314159@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    6 天前

    There was someone that parked like this all the time when I lived in an apartment complex. I called the management office to complain, and they explained that their towing enforcement contract was only Monday to Friday, 9 to 5. You know, when everyone is at work, and therefore not parked.

    The truck owner went on vacation, so her truck was parked like this on a Monday, and I called. The office worker decided they had to give a written warning first. So nothing ever happened with it.

  • freebee@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    15·
    7 天前

    Wish I had the balls to scratch a little penis in the paintwork with my keys.

    What I really do is make a picture (with visible license plate and added points for having a person in wheelchair with a sad face next to it) and send it to the city…

  • Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mlEnglish
    18·
    7 天前

    Call the city line and report illegal parking. They will at least get a nice ticket, and if you’re lucky, they’ll get towed :)

    • TimeNaan@lemmy.worldEnglish
      18·
      7 天前

      No they won’t, parking enforcement sucks in poland where this picture was taken.

      Pedestrians have to resort to other means such as these “karny kutas” (punitive dick) stickers: