Aww sweet!

I love it when a site has a loading screen and takes 20s (I counted) to load, and 3-5 second for every interaction you make.

You scroll and you are in the warm embrace of laggy scroll animations. Animations that make no sense, serve no purpose. You just let it flow through you and your device resources.

I even has music! I just open this website on my way to work. Bye bye to the 80GB of music I have on my phone.

Peak web design. Peak innovation. Such web. Wow.