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How to balls-up a floor plan

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How to balls-up a floor plan

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 4 个月前

Check out this 2 bedroom cottage for sale on Rightmove

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2 bedroom cottage for sale in The Dovecote, 9 Towerburn, Denholm TD9 for £199,500. Marketed by Hastings Legal, Jedburgh

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I don’t get it

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  Hope this helps:
  
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    Not being British I was trying to figure out what bollock was lol. I wasn’t literal enough
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  Floorplan kinda looks like a pee pee…
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  Yeah, I kinda thought, well, technically the floor plan’s correct - there’s the round part there and another there and, ahhh…

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