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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Nation Uses Extra Hour Of Daylight To Sun Perineums Even Harder

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Nation Uses Extra Hour Of Daylight To Sun Perineums Even Harder

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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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CLEVELAND—Excitedly heading out to yards, balconies, and public parks across the country to reap the wellness benefits, the U.S. populace confirmed Monday that it was using the extra hour of daylight to sun its perineums even harder. “If you thought I was serious about my health before, just wait and see what another whole hour […]
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