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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Sounds logical to me

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Sounds logical to me

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • _druid@sh.itjust.works
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    Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

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      You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

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        Pegging doesn’t feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I’m not gay.

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          Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.

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          Many pegging tools don’t look like a penis. No head, no buldges, etc. Just a curved cylinder with a half spherical top. Just to hit to prostate, and that’s it.

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        Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.

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          I don’t know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it’s hetero. It’s like cultural appropriation or something.

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        True! And what a way to find out you’re into pegging.

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