da_peda@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agoHow it started vs. How it's goinglemmings.worldimagemessage-square165fedilinkarrow-up11.28Karrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
arrow-up11.28Karrow-down1imageHow it started vs. How it's goinglemmings.worldda_peda@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square165fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
minus-squareM0oP0o@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up104·1 day agoHa, you fools still pay for doors and locks? My house is now 100% done with fake locks and doors, they are so much lighter and easier to install. Wait! why am I always getting robbed lately, it can not be my fake locks and doors! It has to be weirdos online following what I do.
minus-squareMisterFrog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoThe difference is locks on doors truly are just security theatre in most cases. Unless you’re the BiLock and it takes the LockPickingLawyer 3 minutes to pick it open. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uk6C1iDkQ
Ha, you fools still pay for doors and locks? My house is now 100% done with fake locks and doors, they are so much lighter and easier to install.
Wait! why am I always getting robbed lately, it can not be my fake locks and doors! It has to be weirdos online following what I do.
The difference is locks on doors truly are just security theatre in most cases.
Unless you’re the BiLock and it takes the LockPickingLawyer 3 minutes to pick it open.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uk6C1iDkQ
To be fair, it’s both.