Lycosidae Mirum

It was an alright Adam Sandler film.

„I see you“

Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.

You found what on my web history?!

“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”

“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

Who? Me?

Hello skinny hooman

Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.

I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?

Teeth hair.

I can haz cheezeburger?