Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    Those aren’t TRUE CONSERVATIVES and will be banned shortly.

    Only TRUE CONSERVATIVES who love licking that orange man’s knob are allowed to comment in r/conservatives. Loyalty oaths will be presented shortly.

    • Mr_Crash_Davis@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      love licking that orange man’s knob

      Well, I’ve been on Lemmy for all of four hours and just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that!

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        23 hours ago

        Feels kinda like home dunnit? Two broke arms, coconut, poop knife. Better?

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          22 hours ago

          I first heard what a poop knife was about 10 years ago from my wife. Evidently they had one in her house growing up.

          She and some of y’all need jesus lol.

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            10 hours ago

            I heard about it on Reddit, I have a pretty good diet, haven’t ever needed, or known anyone that needed, a poop knife

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              3 hours ago

              Yea, I don’t want to see the cornsnake that some of these folks are churning out to need a thing like a poop knife.

              And christ almighty the effects on the plumbing, having to transport such a thing! Won’t someone think of the pipes!

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                shudder fuck the pipes, won’t someone think of the poor plumbers that have to come deal with poopknife family homes?