I see bread! (red -> bread and the bread is a character from German kids TV)
Go Away!
That Guy has a Nutri-Score of “Opfer”. (Opfer means victim and is used as an insult, Nutri-Score is a nutritional score printed on product packaging in super markets)
That’s why talking to therapist Dr. Oetker (Dr. Oetker is a brand that makes food stuff like cake mix)
Dude, you don’t have health insurance. Leave/Fuck off you freeloader!
Wecome to the psychiatric institute Hanover!
Here we have gothic women, that make even a male duck horny.
We also have board games! Chocolate-Bonobos (The real name is bonbon not bonobo which means candy)
and radio broadcast recievers that play the best Schlager hit songs.
Schlager song plays
Goosebumps!
These are my friends!
Mario Kart (Mario Barth is a German “comedian”)
What does the XX chromosome say?
I want to buy shoes!
And the one shy girl with the manga. My little Duckling! Damn
Always remember, there is help for you out there!
Stares at mirror
Spiegel TV (Spiegel is a german news magazine, the name means mirror)
Guess where I laid a Surprise Egg (Chocolate egg with a toy inside)
THE DUCK DOES NOT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!
I CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH THE “AMPEL” ANYMORE! (Ampel = traffic light, it’s the name of the coalition government consisting of Social democrats (red), Free Democrats (yellow) and the Green Party)
I know very little German, but I get the feeling that even if i understood every word, this would still be incomprehensible lol
Rough translation with surely a lot of mistakes:
I have paranoid shizophrenia!
I see bread! (red -> bread and the bread is a character from German kids TV)
Go Away!
That Guy has a Nutri-Score of “Opfer”. (Opfer means victim and is used as an insult, Nutri-Score is a nutritional score printed on product packaging in super markets)
That’s why talking to therapist Dr. Oetker (Dr. Oetker is a brand that makes food stuff like cake mix)
Dude, you don’t have health insurance. Leave/Fuck off you freeloader!
Wecome to the psychiatric institute Hanover!
Here we have gothic women, that make even a male duck horny.
We also have board games! Chocolate-Bonobos (The real name is bonbon not bonobo which means candy) and radio broadcast recievers that play the best Schlager hit songs.
Schlager song plays
Goosebumps!
These are my friends!
Mario Kart (Mario Barth is a German “comedian”)
What does the XX chromosome say? I want to buy shoes!
And the one shy girl with the manga. My little Duckling! Damn
Always remember, there is help for you out there!
Stares at mirror
Spiegel TV (Spiegel is a german news magazine, the name means mirror)
Guess where I laid a Surprise Egg (Chocolate egg with a toy inside)
THE DUCK DOES NOT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE! I CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH THE “AMPEL” ANYMORE! (Ampel = traffic light, it’s the name of the coalition government consisting of Social democrats (red), Free Democrats (yellow) and the Green Party)