balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoA girl's best friendlemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1635arrow-down114cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1621arrow-down1external-linkA girl's best friendlemmy.zipbalderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square80fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 days agoGive her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 days agoIndustrial drill bits are a girl’s best friend.
minus-squarenot_that_guy05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-22 days agoAnything is a dildo if you try hard enough?
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoTrying so hard that they need diamonds
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days ago“Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!”
minus-squareexasperation@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoA million (bleep)ing diamonds!
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoOoo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.
Give her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.
Industrial drill bits are a girl’s best friend.
Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough?
drilldo
It takes you for a spin.
Trying so hard that they need diamonds
“Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!”
A million (bleep)ing diamonds!
Ooo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.