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The original was posted on /r/dota2 by /u/Transit-Strike on 2024-11-14 03:15:43+00:00.

Im really confused.

Like Jakiro and Ogre? Sure. When you buy Tangoes I guess it doesn’t matter which head eats them since they go into the same stomach.

But how does it even work with Alchemist. (I guess Techies, Abadon, Luna etc too).

Like… who takes the damage.

The massive fucker? Or the tiny fucker.

I’d imagine the big fucker because he has a larger hit box. But the big fucker also seems to be the one doing the heavy lifting while the tiny fucker is one greedy bastard who makes all the decisions?

So maybe he eats the tango because he’s selfish. Plus the hero is called alchemist and the guy on top seems to be the scientist. So thus the alchemist. I’m convinced he drinks the clarities and eats the mango since he does the smart brain magic shit.

Maybe it’s like… big man holds the status and damage and health stuff. And the big dude holds the magic stuff.

Maybe that’s why they also cant keep and aghs for themselves either???

Because it doesn’t know who to attune to?

What about Luna though? Who takes the damage? Does mommy take damage? Or is it Nova?

Like Id feel so bad if Nova was super injured or something. He’s a real lion.

Not like that fake finger bastard. SHUT UP ABOUT GOING TO HELL AND BACK AND BACK TO HELL AND BACK AGAIN.

HE THOUGHT he was a lion. He thought he was some scary hell dude. Lucifer is the scary hell dude. And he’d doom you.

(Unless you had Linkens).

And why do so many of these bastards want to buy Blink.

Just IDK. Get better range man.

Be like Invoker. Have like 500 spells.

Actually no. Fuck Invoker. Too many spells. And his name is CARL.

Can you imagine that?

CARL.

Point is? Dota sucks