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The original was posted on /r/samsung by /u/catgirlishere on 2023-08-30 00:38:12+00:00.


Hey fellow Samsung users! I have a hilarious yet kind of frustrating issue to share. So, as we all know, the lack of pockets in girl clothes is a well-documented tragedy. Seriously, where are we supposed to keep our stuff, in a magical dimension? As a result, I often resort to the only storage option I have - my bra. I know, I know, not the most orthodox method, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

Here’s where it gets interesting. My Galaxy S23 seems to have a mind of its own and keeps getting locked out of biometrics whenever I stuff it in my bra. I can almost hear my phone saying, “Excuse me, I didn’t sign up for this!” It’s like it has a sensor that detects the ‘boob zone’ and goes into panic mode.

So, dear Samsung, could we please have a ‘Boob Mode’ in the next software update? A mode where the phone understands it’s being stored in a bra and doesn’t freak out. I mean, if we can have a ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode, surely we can have a ‘Boob Mode,’ right?

Let’s make it happen, Samsung! #BoobModeForSamsung

P.S. For all the fellas reading this, no, this is not a joke. The struggle is real. Support the cause!