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minus-squareNoFuckingWaynado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 months agoI’ve recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I’m sure that’s relevant here somehow.
minus-squareWooki@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoThats why polar bears have white coats
minus-squarefelbane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoI thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.
minus-squareWooki@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months agoPretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThey’re actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They’ve basically evolved to be addicts.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI saw that documentary! That is boundary pushing science
I’ve recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I’m sure that’s relevant here somehow.
Thats why polar bears have white coats
I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.
Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head
They’re actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They’ve basically evolved to be addicts.
I saw that documentary! That is boundary pushing science