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minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoAre you telling me a cheeseburger stabbed this man?
minus-squarebighatchester@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoI just saw earlier today that a guy stabbed himself accidentally when using a knife to try separate 2 frozen patties. Instead of going to the hospital he just went to bed and died leaving police very confused when they first got there.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoOr was he stabbed with a cheeseburger?
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoBe realistic. Who would stab a cheeseburger?
Are you telling me a cheeseburger stabbed this man?
I just saw earlier today that a guy stabbed himself accidentally when using a knife to try separate 2 frozen patties. Instead of going to the hospital he just went to bed and died leaving police very confused when they first got there.
Or was he stabbed with a cheeseburger?
Or did he stab the cheeseburger?
Be realistic. Who would stab a cheeseburger?
Somebody with a knife, clearly.
Or did he cheese the stabburger?