I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I’m empty but the situation is so dire that I can’t trust a fart.

Those breadsticka are so damn good.

  • edg@lemmy.worldOP
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    1 day ago

    Yup. I got paid $300 by Darden Restaurants, Inc. to say their food gave me the squirts…