During Egg Wars (an unapproved event between students in high school) I got hit in the face with a frozen paintball, a frozen egg, and got punched in the face. That didn’t bother me. When my gf and I were leaving, people started egging my car, and hit my gf with frozen eggs and paintballs. That’s when I snapped. I was seeing red. I pulled an aluminum bat out of my backseat and asked who threw the fist egg. They had a deer spotlight in my face, so I swung at the light and missed, so everyone on the other side started laughing. “You better not come across the fence with that bat”. I heard from the big crowd. So I calmly told the “Ok” and started walking towards the nearest gate. as long as the person who started throwing eggs stepped up, I was only going to decimate them, but it was a group of probably 15 people, but I also didn’t care at the time.
Suddenly my gfs dad rolled up in his Jeep. He jumped in front of me and asked what was going on. I explained what happened, and he told me to get his daughter home. I told him that I would, but I had to deal with something first. He snatched the bat out of my hand and told me to go home. I agreed and immediately knew what his goal, and left him to it. I heard him giving a lecture to the other kids, and then they started egging his Jeep.
I hear him shout “Oh hell to the fuck nah” and pulled a pump action shotgun out and started firing above the kid’s heads. It was chaos and panic. Everyone scattered. I jumped in my car and hauled ass to get her home.
and then everyone clapped
Whoa! How’d you know???
I mean, I stabbed a kid with a pencil when he wouldn’t stop calling me a fag. I mean, I am a fag, but that’s our word.
People left me the fuck alone after that, which was nice.