• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    It’s like some hilarious half-baked plan at my DnD table.

    Mage: I know, I’ll use the magic item I found to attack the Lich!
    DM: The one that you found in the Lich’s crypt?
    Mage: Yes.
    DM: The one with the backstory about how the Lich made it himself?
    Mage: Uh-huh.
    DM: The one where he spent three centuries researching and crafting it to dominate the world of the living? The one that has the inscription: “For the master’s tool will never dismantle the master’s house.”
    Mage: … oh.
    DM: Yeah…
    Mage: I’m in danger.

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      4 months ago

      LOL this is the perfect analogy. Well done. XD

      “I know! I’ll dismantle the state with…their laws written by corporations and…the market…genius!”