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The original was posted on /r/lifehacks by /u/NovaNoble on 2023-08-19 18:44:44+00:00.
Serious question: If you got a piece of sh*t on your arm, would you wipe it off with a paper towel, or would you wash it off to make sure you’re clean? If you’re not a dirtbag and chose the latter, there’s no reason you wouldn’t order a bidet.
I come from a European family, and bidets are standard in bathrooms throughout Europe and Asia. It’s truly a blessing to have one in your life, but, for some reason, not all Americans know about it or care. They’re available for as little as $30 on Amazon, so there’s no excuse for walking around with dingleberries or itching the deepest part of your cheeks on a hot summer day. Installation is simple; just watch a YouTube video.
It would be an honor to help someone, or even a family, elevate their hygiene from a random Reddit post. So please, do yourself a favor: order one from Amazon and then thank me later.
P.S. - If you’re a bachelor and have one, girls will legitimately be impressed and compliment your hygiene and foresight in knowing about them. Also, girls who use bidets are wifey material.