If they manage to revive Joe Biden’s brain - they’ll have achieved peak science.
Too bad he doesn’t have a brain
China will be sending sleeper ships to Alpha Centauri to colonize new worlds before the US finishes demolishing the ruins of the Baltimore bridge.
pretty thin on details here. was the brain still inside a human body? if it wasn’t, what’s the standard for success
necroman-Xi
Juche Necromance with Chinese Characteristics
Yes but can they cure my depression fried brain as well
Real…It’s like doubly depressing when I think back how much sharper it used to be.
When you get out and start talking to people and doing things again, you’ll shake off the rust. I’ve gone through multiple periods of cognitive decline and recovery because of depression.
I know you mean well but that’s why we do those things already. But yeah it’s always sound advice to have a hobby to connect with others.
We will preserve it in pure psilocybin extract for good measure.
That’s disgusting
Disgustingly awesome
If you believe that you’ll date a reanimated brain
Bring back stalin plz
Stalin deserves to rest, he already saved the world once.
Bring Stalin back to life and give him a nice park view apartment near a pond he can enjoy. Also lots of books. He deserves an enjoyable retirement.
Lenin has been preserved for this exact reason
At what cost?
6.99 plus tax
One thing we can all agree on, I hope, is that this technology must never, never be made accessible to the west (until imperialism as a world system is thoroughly defeated, decolonization within the imperial cores is under way, and capital is on its way out as well).
While it’s just a step closer towards viable cryogenics, if such a possibility becomes available to the neocons, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say it may as well be all Joever (for the rest of humanity).
I think we’re still safe on that for now. Not to downplay what i’m sure is an impressive scientific achievement, and admittedly i’m no expert on this subject, but usually these kinds of articles tend to get a little ahead of themselves with the scifi predictions, at least they do in my field. But i appreciate how optimistic the author is.
While it’s just a step closer towards viable cryogenics, if such a possibility becomes available to the neocons, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say it may as well be all Joever (for the rest of humanity).
why?
The implied reasoning was supposed to be that they’d be even more likely than they already are now, to just nuke or otherwise exterminate the rest of humanity and be done with it.
My thoughts exactly, cryogenics cant save you from a firing squad.
Undying capitalist ghouls, for one.
How? If you dont put the body on ice soon enough there is no amount of tech that can bring back a half rotten corpse. Also would having and unnaturally long lived ruling class just radicalize people more?
They’ll live off of vibes.
Depends on how advanced the technology is.
Well its not getting to that level in any of our lifetimes so we got nothin to worry about
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
this technology must never, never be made accessible to the west
until
But can it can put on the Ritz?
