• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Though in reality, some of them have trouble deciding if they like the ascend into paradise or the punishment of everyone who thought they were idiots more.

      Better to offer a service that promises to demolish raptured people’s former house and belongings so that the heathens, pagans, and satanists can’t get ahold of them. Or rehome/euthanize their pets, depending on their preference.