- In short: David Brian Shinner, 62, has been sentenced to three and a half years jail, with two years and one month non-parole.
- The court heard Shinner pulled a gun on a chef in Branxton, NSW, because he was angry over the quality of his sweet and sour pork.
- Shinner pleaded guilty to using an offensive weapon at the restaurant.
If the chef also had a gun this wouldn’t have happened!
The classic American logic.
Something something good person with gun.
Exactly! If every chopstick was actually a rifle then everyone would be safe.
…but the sweet and sour pork would have tasted shot.
A succulent Chinese meal you say?
Get your hand off my penis!