IF Brains were Computers…
What Dos commands would be running?!
@technology

  • N3Cr0@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    1 year ago

    It wouldn’t run DOS. There would be a Linux kernel running a full-blown workload manager … which is severely misconfigured.

    • Tasks are waiting in the queue for months (sometimes years).
    • Some tasks are running for very long and then get terminated in favor to a new task which got enqueued a second ago.
    • Most tasks crash (segfault), due to overallocated memory.
    • CPU load is constantly at 100% although many tasks are just idling.

    At least that’s the case in ADHD brains.

  • holiday42@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    A TSR which intermittently plays old commercials jungles. At full volume.

    “Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.”