Reason for not going commando
Exhibit A
I rest my case
Really? I just don’t zip up like I’m pull starting a chainsaw.
Fuck you, i hope your whole family has a very nice christmas.
That’s a pretty fair response.
Is this another case of “it looks like a surprise circumcision but it’s actually cake?”
“Will it blend?”
Franks and beans!
“HOW’D YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK?!”
My junk retracted into my body when I saw this. Any ideas on how to get it back out?
Have you tried luring the penis out with a zipper?
I love button fly jeans
Surely there’s a better method of circumcision.
forgot about zippers on pants and assumed someone’s nipple got caught in the zipper or something
this is why im always wearing sweatpants if I can get away with it. no nightmare scenario for me.
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Only one bean after that.
