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    11 months ago

    No wonder people like Harry Potter so much, they think if they say spells like “democracy” and “emancipation”, it magically materializes in the real world.

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      EXACTLY LMAO guys they LITERALLY wrote it down on their government paper. What more do you want?

      Don’t ask about the sugar plantations. They’re paid! fine print, they’re paid pennies an hour

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      Lincoln was a powerful wizard who cast “Slaveryus Abolicus” and freed the slaves, but then John Wilkes Booth cast avada kadbra on him and he dead.