Hi. I just noticed my Windows Pro is neither a professional nor does it have a window.

I also tried Windows Home but there was no house.

I think I was scammed. Help. This is there I got it from.

  • @myrrh@iusearchlinux.fyiMEnglish
    0•1 year ago

    Y’all I need help there’s a scary man that took over my computer screen after I clicked on a Windows link and my speakers broke and started blasting out some cryptic musical beat

    • MouseWithBeerEnglish
      1•1 year ago

      I would suggest pouring a healthy dose of holy water over all over the computer to try to get the demon out.

      • HovenkoEnglish
        1•1 year ago

        I think I have a business idea:

        1. Hire a priest
        2. Build a isopropyl bottling line
        3. Put the priest at the end of the line and have him bless all the bottles coming out
        4. Hire an army of priests as professional electronics demon purging unit
        5. Sell it as a service
        6. profit