CheshireSnake@iusearchlinux.fyi to Windows Support (shitposting)@iusearchlinux.fyiEnglish · 1 year ago
CheshireSnake@iusearchlinux.fyi to Windows Support (shitposting)@iusearchlinux.fyiEnglish · 1 year ago
Hi. I just noticed my Windows Pro is neither a professional nor does it have a window.
I also tried Windows Home but there was no house.
I think I was scammed. Help. This is there I got it from.
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Same mine doeznt havea windo too
Y’all I need help there’s a scary man that took over my computer screen after I clicked on a Windows link and my speakers broke and started blasting out some cryptic musical beat
I would suggest pouring a healthy dose of holy water over all over the computer to try to get the demon out.
I think I have a business idea:
- Hire a priest
- Build a isopropyl bottling line
- Put the priest at the end of the line and have him bless all the bottles coming out
- Hire an army of priests as professional electronics demon purging unit
- Sell it as a service
- profit