Someone who is so straight it becomes their entire identity.
A super-straight man only likes really manly things, like cars, guns, hunting, beer, football, men’s locker rooms, communal showers with teammates, mutual thigh massages, oil wrestling, dick measuring contests and bro jobs.
Someone who is so straight it becomes their entire identity.
A super-straight man only likes really manly things, like cars, guns, hunting, beer, football, men’s locker rooms, communal showers with teammates, mutual thigh massages, oil wrestling, dick measuring contests and bro jobs.
But doesn’t wipe their ass cuz they can’t touch man ass for fear of not being straight any more
It’s not gay if it’s just a prank
we both laugh and I unzip his pantsgets me every time.