lmao switching because they aren’t supporting a ~7 year old phone.

There’s nothing wrong with switching to android, it’s just that’s the funniest reasoning I’ve seen.

Google must be broken? Apple’s website too?

It looks like iOS 17 is for the following devices:

• iPhone 15
• iPhone 15 Plus
• iPhone 15 Pro
• iPhone 15 Pro Max
• iPhone 14
• iPhone 14 Plus
• iPhone 14 Pro
• iPhone 14 Pro Max
• iPhone 13
• iPhone 13 mini
• iPhone 13 Pro
• iPhone 13 Pro Max
• iPhone 12
• iPhone 12 mini
• iPhone 12 Pro
• iPhone 12 Pro Max
• iPhone 11
• iPhone 11 Pro
• iPhone 11 Pro Max
• iPhone XS
• iPhone XS Max
• iPhone XR
• iPhone SE (2nd generation or later)

Source

Because your phone is way too old.

Time for device upgrade. iPhone 8 is not supported anymore for major iOS updates.