Thank fuck the Premier League is back!!
Manchester City vs Liverpool
*Kick-off: 12:30
Burnley vs West Ham
Kick-off: 15:00
Luton vs Crystal Palace
Kick-off: 15:00
Newcastle vs Chelsea
Kick-off: 15:00
Nottingham Forest vs Brighton
Kick-off: 15:00
Sheffield United vs Bournemouth
Kick-off: 15:00
How much is the turtle invested in the Rivalry™ because we might need something to counter a decade of this robot nonsense.