I’ll start, richarlison vs serbia
Andros Townsend vs Man City
Anton Ferdinand for West Ham v Fulham. Not a bad player but just an average Championship/Prem CB, then scores a swivelling Drogba-esque volley in his first ever premiership season
henderson vs chelsea
Béla Koplárovics’s goal against Manchester United in 2002 (UCL Qualifiers)
Was in the ground when Paris Cowan-Hall (mostly a League 2 journeyman) boshed this lob in on about 30 seconds: https://youtu.be/DaVf6M2cfXI?si=1q2lM1KMJzucjK1Y
Spilt my chips and didn’t care.
Not bang average, but Trevor Sinclair, overhead kick.
Fredy Guarin scored a crazy longshot
Darron Gibson scored a few screamers in his day and, by United standards (at the time), he was considered a bang average player with a good strike on him.
Maynor Figueroa’s freekick from his own half vs Stoke comes to mind
Stephen Reid screamer for Blackburn. Hardest shot I’ve ever seen.
The best goal scored ever of my team Millonarios, was scored by “Gambeta” Estrada against Atlético Nacional.
I remember like 3 months ago i was playing with my friends when we stopped for a few seconds for a reason i can’t remember. When we continued i had the ball at my feet and i randomly took a shot with no run up and i curled it into the top corner. I shot from like 12 meters (39 ft) which i know isn’t much but in a 20 meter (65 ft) field with around 3 meter (9ft) goals is pretty impressive. To this day i don’t understand how i had that incredible precision without even moving a single inch.
All of Matty Taylor’s goals
John Rooney scored a chipped shot from just past the halfway line for Barrow against us (Hartlepool) a couple seasons ago that would have went insanely viral if it was scored by a PL player
Neil Mellor Vs Arsenal comes to mind