This might be a nice compromise between micromobility and cars in America. It still provides many of the same benefits as a car, while taking up less space.
Plus, it looks so cute and comes with some cool features like solar panels, AC outlets, and-WOAH, IT COMES WITH A FREE CROWBAR, FUCK YEAH, SWEET
This might be a nice compromise between micromobility and cars in America. It still provides many of the same benefits as a car, while taking up less space.
Plus, it looks so cute and comes with some cool features like solar panels, AC outlets, and-WOAH, IT COMES WITH A FREE CROWBAR, FUCK YEAH, SWEET
IT COMES WITH A FREE CROWBAR??? THATS ALL YOU HAD TO FUCKING SAY TAKE MY MONEY NOW DAMNIT!!
“Why does everyone want the crowbar?”
“Cuz it’s a FUCKING CROWBAR, are you fucking serious?”
“What are you gonna do with it?”
“Fucking nothing, but I’m gonna own a fucking crowbar now, so that’s the fucking shit!”
The handle to the jack in a lot of our cars is a crowbar.
It also comes with free tires and seats.
Yeah what’s with the crowbar?
crowbar aint free mate, still gotta buy the car, if ya have to buy something it aint free, also they are not an expensive thing
“No fun allowed”