WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world to Politics@beehaw.org · 1 year agoConservatives Are Running Out of Things to Eatnewrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down10cross-posted to: worldnews@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareKahunaDaKine@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoI can see the ads on Fox or OANN now. “MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!” At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
minus-squareSatiric_Weasel@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI hope they do. Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health. They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
minus-squarers5th@lemmy.scottlabs.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoCabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
minus-squarecrwcomposer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThey basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
minus-squaredarkmugglet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoWell, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
minus-squareLoamImprovement@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI mean, he’s not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.
minus-squarecuriosityLynx@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoNot just anti masturbation, iirc, but anti sex as well.
I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now.
“MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!”
At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
I hope they do.
Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health.
They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
I mean, he’s not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.
Not just anti masturbation, iirc, but anti sex as well.