• GunnersnGames@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    Megan Rapinoe wakes up, gets ready for another grueling day of soccerball. Squeezes toothpaste onto toothbrush. It falls off. “This is proof God doesn’t exist”

    Megan Rapinoe drives to her 9-5 as soccerball player in her Mercedes. Other people are on the road, she is not able to drive fast. “This is proof God doesn’t exist”

    Megan Rapinoe hair dye pouch runs low before major “look at me” press conference - she didn’t order another one in time. “This is proof God doesn’t exist”