If you like a club that loves domestic trophies but is irrelevant outside of the country and has won nothing = Arsenal

If you like a club that never wins anything really ever but always gets pumped like they’re a big club = Tottenham

If you have no soul or culture and are generally toxic = Man U

If you wanna be part of the 20 fans who love their club = City

If you like a club that was irrelevant before Russian money took them over and now spends a fortune to be mid = Chelsea

If you want a club with history and are perfect in every way and never do wrong = Liverpool

Jk. Root for Palace.