I’ll save you the time: City are boring and owned by a country and are under investigation for 115 breaches of financial rules.

Arsenal used it be the best, the shit for a while, and now they’re really good again.

Spurs are shit. Don’t do it. They never win anything. Their work is stadium used to be called the shithole. And then they build one of the best stadiums in the world. And if you look at it from the air, it actually looks like a toilet seat. It was designed by an Australian firm and the head architect must have been an Arsenal supporter. Take the time. Google Tottenham stadium and click images. The one from above looks identical to a toilet seat.

Liverpool have the worst fans in the league.

Chelsea are…in big trouble.

Brighton are great, but their manager won’t be around long.

There are others like Aston Villa, or west ham. But if you’re not from the area or it’s not in the family, don’t bother.

Man U were ok. Then Ferguson came and they had 30 years of amazing success. Now, they’re mediocre again and no one can handle it. Especially the commentators.