bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 15 hours agoIt's crazy that society tends to glorify pirates and make them seem cool as we're growing up.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's crazy that society tends to glorify pirates and make them seem cool as we're growing up.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 15 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 15 hours agoGetting a 3 out of 5 stars is a lot better than a 6 out of 10.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGetting a 3 out of 5 stars is a lot better than a 6 out of 10.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 15 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 15 hours agoA four-way 69 would be a #.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA four-way 69 would be a #.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 15 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agoAn egg contains all of the ingredients required to make a chicken.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAn egg contains all of the ingredients required to make a chicken.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agoThe First Marvel Rivals game was Superman for Atari 2600.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe First Marvel Rivals game was Superman for Atari 2600.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agoYou don’t realize how well your nasal passages humidify without drying out until you try to sleep one night with blocked nasal passages.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou don’t realize how well your nasal passages humidify without drying out until you try to sleep one night with blocked nasal passages.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoWhen this all blows over and American regains it's sanity, those kids working for Elon will be unemployable.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen this all blows over and American regains it's sanity, those kids working for Elon will be unemployable.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoDo corporations in Hawaii have "No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays"?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDo corporations in Hawaii have "No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays"?plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoMiddle age is when you notice grocery store music rocks. Elderly is when you know the lyrics to elevator music.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMiddle age is when you notice grocery store music rocks. Elderly is when you know the lyrics to elevator music.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoYou can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoIf you spent your infancy in disposable diapers, it's likely that there are still preserved packets of your poop out there in the world.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you spent your infancy in disposable diapers, it's likely that there are still preserved packets of your poop out there in the world.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoWith all the advancements in Neuralink and other technologies, it's feasible that we'll see real-life Doc Ocks in our lifetime.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWith all the advancements in Neuralink and other technologies, it's feasible that we'll see real-life Doc Ocks in our lifetime.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoThe algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago was higher on the Kardashev scale than we are now.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago was higher on the Kardashev scale than we are now.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 4 days agoYou have to admit, even if you’re into feet, most of them look pretty odd.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou have to admit, even if you’re into feet, most of them look pretty odd.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 4 days agoDeath by trash compactor is probably a leading cause of death among raccoons.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDeath by trash compactor is probably a leading cause of death among raccoons.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 5 days agoIf the afterlife works like the movie Coco. Some random German Dictator outlasted the good guysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf the afterlife works like the movie Coco. Some random German Dictator outlasted the good guysplus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 5 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 5 days agoA gallon of gas for a human is like $15 bucks...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA gallon of gas for a human is like $15 bucks...plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 5 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 6 days agoAll people born post-internet will likely die having forgotten more total information than all their ancestors combined ever learned.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAll people born post-internet will likely die having forgotten more total information than all their ancestors combined ever learned.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 6 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 6 days agoIf someone starts a conversation with “don’t take this the wrong way” implies they are 100% certain of the right way.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf someone starts a conversation with “don’t take this the wrong way” implies they are 100% certain of the right way.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 6 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 6 days agoI wonder what percentage of people have sat in the back seat of their own car.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wonder what percentage of people have sat in the back seat of their own car.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 6 days agomessage-square0fedilink
