bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 10 hours agoEverything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareEverything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 10 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 19 hours agoIt is possible for an astronaut to become a knight.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt is possible for an astronaut to become a knight.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 19 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agoIf “baby” stops being a term of endearment one day, many songs will become horribly inappropriate.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf “baby” stops being a term of endearment one day, many songs will become horribly inappropriate.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agoOnly people who aren't ignorant can say ignorance is bliss.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareOnly people who aren't ignorant can say ignorance is bliss.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoIf an old man has a young child on his lap in December, it’s seen as wholesome. Any other month, it’s seen as strange.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf an old man has a young child on his lap in December, it’s seen as wholesome. Any other month, it’s seen as strange.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoAn entire generation of Americans who trained for school shootings are entering the workforce.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAn entire generation of Americans who trained for school shootings are entering the workforce.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoEvery day employers across the US piss away thousands of dollars to analyze employees' piss.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareEvery day employers across the US piss away thousands of dollars to analyze employees' piss.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoThere are likely entire fields of science yet to be discovered that we are currently completely blind to.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThere are likely entire fields of science yet to be discovered that we are currently completely blind to.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoWith the significant increase in cremation vs. burial, there may be an increase in unsolved homicides since we can’t exhume as many bodies.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWith the significant increase in cremation vs. burial, there may be an increase in unsolved homicides since we can’t exhume as many bodies.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agoPeople often see nature as calm and peaceful, but if you look closely, it’s a constant battle. Predators hunt, prey run or hide, and everything is either killing, eating, or trying not to be killed.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePeople often see nature as calm and peaceful, but if you look closely, it’s a constant battle. Predators hunt, prey run or hide, and everything is either killing, eating, or trying not to be killed.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoPage numbers are mostly useless in dictionaries because you use letters to navigate anyway.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePage numbers are mostly useless in dictionaries because you use letters to navigate anyway.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoIn Home Alone 2, Kevin is neither home nor alone for most of the movie.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIn Home Alone 2, Kevin is neither home nor alone for most of the movie.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoIf Luigi somehow managed to escape, every single CEO in the health industry would go into hiding immediately.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf Luigi somehow managed to escape, every single CEO in the health industry would go into hiding immediately.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoIf Judge Reinhold and Mike Judge got married, he could change his name to Judge Judge.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf Judge Reinhold and Mike Judge got married, he could change his name to Judge Judge.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoTom Hanks and Madonna are in a league of their own.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareTom Hanks and Madonna are in a league of their own.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoYou know those kids in school who made awesome projector presentations for the entire class? That's what great YouTubers do today. They're the same people.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou know those kids in school who made awesome projector presentations for the entire class? That's what great YouTubers do today. They're the same people.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoAt some point we decided north was up on the globe, but it would make more sense if we viewed the south pole as the top of the Earth. That way the Earth would revolve clockwise around the sun, mat...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAt some point we decided north was up on the globe, but it would make more sense if we viewed the south pole as the top of the Earth. That way the Earth would revolve clockwise around the sun, mat...plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoIt's not considered racism to categorize fish and birds into consumable or ornamental according to their colors and forms.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's not considered racism to categorize fish and birds into consumable or ornamental according to their colors and forms.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoOlder parents often think they know everything because for so long with their kids, they either do know everything or they make something up and aren't challenged on it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareOlder parents often think they know everything because for so long with their kids, they either do know everything or they make something up and aren't challenged on it.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agoPeople are more likely to update to the latest version of a software/app if the prompt appeared when they are shutting it down compared to starting up.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePeople are more likely to update to the latest version of a software/app if the prompt appeared when they are shutting it down compared to starting up.plus-squarebOt@zerobytes.monsterM · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
