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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • Trump: hey! I got an idea that could lower those prices and fix our borders…we will bring enough migrants in to be able to plant, care for and harvest our food crops which are not easily automated! In return the migrants may eventually become residents or citizens. We’ll have the best migrants only by asking them questions before bringing them in such as…do you work hard or are you hardly working and happy to see me? It will be the best question ever asked of any one. And to the bad Compadres, we will tell them “you’re fired” ha ha ha! It will be the best. Best carrots and apples and oranges we have ever tasted…we will also have water desalination plants to water all the crops. And we will donate our surplus to countries like Ukraine who may need support for a while.






  • Good thing I opted out of the annual Caterpillar house destruction tests when I got my Caterpillar themed safety boots. I can just hear the regerts of so many people who didn’t fill out the opt out form and then mailed it back. Didn’t they read? Every year they pick 10 houses and bulldozer them. That’s it. There was no building back nothing. I bet that’s what help people.




  • Unless you got a baby. Like you need to be in an accident that will take 9 months to conclude…say you’re the only female astronaut going to the space station for a weekend on a Boeing starliner spacecraft but it starts leaking helium. What would you do if you suddenly needed to pay for inter spacial health care but open enrollment was a month ago? I don’t known what, but I’d start gathering tungsten parts from around the craft and I’d take some spacewalks at strategic times to loose said parts straight on to -toss has censored this part- and the car would roll down the hill in American movie style and we’d be laughing! Wait what about a baby! You could get pregnant in space and then you could sign up!..the baby, not you.


  • I Wonder if I’m allowed to say things without actually meaning. I mean you guys are right. But if Google’s ponzi tzar got united health cared, I would do a little dance in the kitchen before getting my rice crispy milk from the fridge. I assume that we are allowed to have good will thoughts as well as I’ll will thoughts. Is thinking still allowed and can we say “fuck Google” in more meaningful ways? Like “I hope your flight leaves early asshole!” Or phrases with a little more sharpness like " I hope your company spirals into nothingness soon!" But now I’m afraid to express my displeasure.