Our wages are not really equal and when we tried to separate it all to file separately, any benefit only helps one of us at the expense of the other.

You bring your mother back to this world when you think of her. ♥️

100%

I think I smell burnt toast…

this is funny and reminds me that when you call in sick

just say you are calling in sick, don’t give any reasons. Fuck them they don’t need to know why

sometimes mental health days where you just chill and do shit you want to do is a perfectly good sick day

I will advertise this to my friends, they have lots of young people in their circles that go through games at a good pace. This looks right up their alley.

My wife and I pay more taxes because we are married without children. If we were not married and filed as singles, our tax burden would be much less. But IDK really, mostly because I enjoy living in a working society and that means paying taxes.

Chinese subs have been around for decades. They played war games with my ship in the 90s

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What is wrong is not me here. Look, I get it. It’s called a subreddit on Reddit. But this is Lemmy and we don’t have subs. We have communities. And there’s a community for world news, but this isn’t it

its a COMMUNITY not a sub and its called NEWS not world news

Fuck Tim Sweeney with a linux powered dildo.

He is the reason linux gaming is being held back.

You won’t even need to heat the noodles up; they’re ready to eat right from the pouch.

A horse is a 🐴, of course. Unless it was Mr. Ed.

The poll is 26 pages long

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/25171447-240405-nbc-september-2024-poll_922-release

It’s just a few triangulated facts derived from the overall results. This is how almost all polling works.

probably one of those ceramic power insulators

I really like the story that those two games tell. He better have that pistol though.

Funny enough, when I purchased my car, I went with the last model that didn’t have the computer screen in it. The last of the actual BMW car cars. No iDrive or screen. I fuckin love that car.

He was probably searching his memory for a cool black guy and he could only think of 50 cent

But he’s exposed how stupid and ignorant he really is being because 50 cent’s never had an afro

I had a job that placed my office right across the hall from HR. There was only 3 HR people at that site but hundreds of employees. We were pretty friendly with each other. The manager would always have a joke.

One day as we’re leaving work on a Friday before a 3 day weekend, she said to me

See you next Tuesday!

I started laughing and she is like what is so funny?

Oh hell no! That was a moment. Let me say. I was like oh, yeah sorry I am never going to explain that to you. Best we forget it.