Doesn’t mean they can’t be happy.

This is counting in fruit fly years, but I can’t remember the conversion.

Have you ever seen an unhappy tractor? Because it didn’t get enough of this.

Well he’d better be, we’re also on the list. We’d best be making sure our (actual) NATO allies are with us, and be talking with the EU about not only increased trade and cooperation but membership.

I think we should contract Bugs Bunny to do to our border what he did to Florida.

I refuse to mix my work calendar and my personal calendar, despite how many times I’ve booked something in one only to realize there’s a conflict with the other…

Or even just within them.

Source: Big Gin

To be fair, they are indestructible, pointy forks.

When anyone says “it gives you character” this is what they mean.

Elastigirl gets irradiated.

…SO many questions…

…that I will be keeping to myself.

Well, that place sure ain’t fucking Costco, that’s for damned sure.

I make a whiny, self-centered, vindictive son of a bitch lasagna, but it tastes good, just don’t bring up job searching or bicycle lanes and dinner won’t be weird.

PSA: “tyyy” - thanks, ya yella yutz.

Such language. Tsk.

Damn, 8 CMEs at the same time, better unplug the TV

I thought you needed bleach to get faded.

It’s only getting good now. Time to put it in the will for the favourite child.

Jexas is a damn fine dude.