The tankless water heater located in the shower is the best.

#1 vehicle for drivers being under the influence of alcohol.

I’d have been mad too

US Army, winter 1996. Just got onto base, pretty fresh from BASIC. I open my barracks door and McBride (RIP brother) says “Here, drink this!” with his devlish grin, blocking my entry and holding a shot glass of some clear liquid. 18-year-old private me swigged it down and nearly choked on the shot.

“WTF is this?”, I asked, gasping and choking.

“Everclear!” he said joyfully, moving away from the door while I gagged, challenge completed.

I passed his…test?.. and I was in the friend group.

The peanut gallery:

Response:

“Fuck, Jerry, this one is 2/1000 of an inch! Rerun the batch!”

KERNEL OK

We could swap those boards out and in like a fucking NASCAR pit crew.

There was nothing at all wrong with… <BUFFERING>

What’s your uncle like? Is he a pushover or is he conniving?

I find people often seek themselves out in a relationship. That may shed some insight on your aunt’s behavior.

Grief reactions vary, obviously, but prior acts seem to reflect poorly on her character.

Cracked XP install missing crucial DLLs, GatorWallet toolbar on IE 4, but Doom runs great and it cranks out a paper when needed.

That reminded me of one of my all-time favorite Daily WTF articles:

https://thedailywtf.com/articles/ITAPPMONROBOT

This dude would have burned at Waco given the right set of circumstances

Thanks for the fix

“Yes, I will.”

Homer is helping to supply a speakeasy while the Beer Baron is looking for him. Eventually the beer runs out and Homer is forced to run a still out of his basement, where it eventually explodes (of course) setting Homer on fire while a previously impressed Marge, intrigued by Homer’s inventiveness, watches on from the bedroom window.

The episode ends with one of my all-time favorite sayings: “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

Fark might be a very close second.

Graphical GNU Image Manipulation Program I believe.