Dumb ass cop is holding the gravity fed paintball gun sideways

Nah, they had it right

Owl is blinking out of sync like she just woke up

Lol I can’t even spell my own language

Why was stabbing the top of the head so popular?

Though he aught to have picked a tougher word.

Oh hi Mark

Do all the 19 year old Michiganders who drive to Toronto to drink mean nothing to you?

This makes sense because establishing a beachhead on Iwo Jima and managing a rowdy crowd are similar skills

“Ripped up like a douche” - my friends in high school

Here’s a 20 year old album about it (it’s really cool that my favorite band is called ISIS. It’s neat how they broke up in 2010 but I still can only wear the merch at home)

Nah, that’s Rich Evans

I think my main problem is how disruptive it is to your focus. With text I can write a semi quick response then get back to what I was doing. Whereas a phone call requires me to drop everything and give a fellow human my full attention in realtime. It tends to drain my already small social battery.

That’s Protestant heresy!

Czech mate, Carl

I’m loving all these brick memes

Yep, that’s my full first name

Tomoe nage!

Damn, my anticipation of watching Ralph die is keeping him alive. You just lost the game btw.

3 today but it’s often 7 in these trying times