I think there’s something else being withheld. This might sound a bit crazy, but there have been a lot of 286s involved. Denial code 286, Breloom, 286 tweets, following 286 people, caught 286 miles away from the scene of the crime, and the manifesto is not 286 words, but 262?
Anything with a nonzero probability will happen infinitely many times. The complete works of Shakespeare consist of 5,132,954 characters, 78 distinct ones. 1/(78^5132954 ) is an incomprehensibly tiny number, millions of zeroes after the decimal, but it is not zero. So the probability of it happening after infinitely many trials is 1. lim(1-(1-P)^n ) as n approaches infinity is 1 for any nonzero P.
An outcome that you’d never see would be a character that isn’t on the keyboard.
Dolphins are pretty much the only other animal to display straight-up malice.
It’s the NYPD, they don’t care who actually did it, they just want to pin it on someone. Corrupt bastards, even by pig standards.
He’s not a living creature anymore.
That’s just simple entropy. It’s far easier to be destructive than it is to be constructive.
The stall only contained a urinal? What happens if you need to take a shit?
That tree should have finished the job.
He wants to end birthright citizenship by pushing an ultraconservative interpretation of the 14th amendment through that basically says it only applied to people who were already born when it was ratified, so citizens who were born here can just be rendered stateless and thrown into camps.
As long as they have to itemize military spending honestly and can’t call it all “defense”.
A featherless biped or a miserable little pile of secrets, take your pick.
If I owned a store, I’d itemize the Trump Tariff on every receipt, and a total for how much extra you paid because of him.
“Guess what! I’ve named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.”
-Gheed, Diablo 2.
Also, if you compare the age of the universe right now to how long it will be until heat death, we are absurdly early. We’re in the first 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the universe’s lifespan.
I think what’s going to happen is they’ll slow walk the investigation, and we’ll get definitive proof after the inauguration, and then nothing will happen. It’s a demoralization tactic.
Climate change was known and covered up by oil companies since the 1930s.
Once the Trump regime is in full swing, they’ll be sending the military to capture or simply extrajudicially execute any journalists that aren’t licking the boot.
Is my tolerance supernaturally low or something? A 5mg gummy is plenty, and 10mg is physically uncomfortable. Not complaining of course, low tolerance saves a lot of money.
He deliberately brandished a weapon to incite bystanders to try to defend themselves so he could kill them and call it self defense.