Results are good:

• Business CEO takes credit, shareholders are happy with CEO
• Consultancy got paid, shareholders are happy

Results are bad:

• Business CEO blames consultancy, shareholders don’t blame CEO
• Consultancy got paid, shareholders are happy

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Yeah, it was a joke. But you responding in such an earnest way proves that you really are an awesome person.

Oh. Sorry for the dumb question. I’m new to this whole Lemmy thing. I’m trying to make friends and you seem chill. What do you like to do for fun when no one’s around?

What do you mean?

Hey now… It was a landscaping parking lot across the street from the sex shop and crematorium.

With a sound delay of approx 9 seconds, this was about 2mi/3km away.

He’s Cartman.

I imagine a lot of them have. Problem is far too many of them agree with Col. Jessep (Jack Nicholson):

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don’t want the truth, because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like “honor”, “code”, “loyalty”. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said “thank you”, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to!

By this point, I’ve taken this washer apart and replaced things so many times it’s nearly a Washer of Theseus.

Wtf is Matt “Statutory Rape” Gaetz doing there?

Unless there’s another beeper attack I missed, the one last September was directed at Hezbollah, across Lebanon and Syria.

🎶 These are a few of my favorite things… 🎶

Not quite, but relatively close.

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Even though I rarely listen to PSA anymore, one of my favorite insults for him will always be “C+ Santa Monica fascist”

Lemme show ya somethin’!

Here! Educate yourself!

This accounts for some portion of it, but the other part is the rise in interest rates. With borrowing money no longer being nearly free, companies tightened their budgets.

Just make sure not to lose it.

8.5 years. Coworkers for years, then decided to give it a try 3 years ago.