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- @TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml (2021 - present)
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I also choose this guy’s dead wife.
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Originally, the ceremony used a variety of rodents and mustelids, but over time most people agreed it made sense to standardize on a specific individual ground squirrel in Pennsylvania.
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Straight into my adblockerEnglish
28·10 days agoIt’s not about convincing people to buy the product. It’s about keeping the brand in the public consciousness. For example, they want Coca-Cola to be synonymous with carbonated soft drinks, so that when you want to buy a soda, the first option you think of is Coke, and not Pepsi or some other brand.
Mein Kibble
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Haha that's really cool, funny number manEnglish
1464·12 days ago
On 29 May 2011, Max Key, son of New Zealand Prime Minister John Key, uploaded to Facebook a photograph of himself planking on a lounge suite, his father standing behind him. Afterwards, the photograph was reproduced on the front page of the New Zealand Herald. Confirming that the photograph was indeed genuine, John Key remarked that he didn’t see anything wrong with planking when done safely. Key was criticised for his appearance in the photograph, with some going as far as to comment that he “killed” the meme.
DC (home of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, etc.) tried to make their own shared universe of superhero movies like Marvel did, but failed horrifically and now they rebooted with James Gunn.
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.todaytoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•Is nautical nonsense something you wish?
6·20 days agoYes! I’ll drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Lamar wants to have children with his girlfriend. The problem? She’s entirely AIEnglish
5·26 days agoHer (2013)
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Home Video (VHS, DVD, Blu-ray, 4k)@feddit.uk•Disc market share for week ending in 2025-12-20: The Turtles hit the top of the charts
5·28 days ago“God, I love being a turtle!”
— Michelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
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Anime@ani.social•AI-generated isekai novel that won a literary contest Grand Prize and Reader’s Choice award has its book publication and manga adaptation cancelledEnglish
9·28 days agoAccording to the author, though the publication and adaptation plans for the novel were scrapped in light of the guideline updates, they do not view this as a loss. Instead, they see it as an opportunity to become “freer and newer.” They state that they want to keep making interesting works that people will view as something that can only be created “in collaboration” with AI.
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance…”
— General John Sedgwick (9 May 1864) at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House shortly before being shot and killed by enemy fire.



























All of them.