Phantaloons

Yep, been buying used kindles for cheap and jailbreaking them, set for reading forever, and sd cards and hard drives. Let it ride.

Cat - on the counter

Everything’s bigger, including the shit.

Something wrong?

“The guitarist in my head hit a shrill harmonic.”

Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.

“Three, Two, One… NOTHING”

scratches head in Mandarin

I don’t think anyone needs a new rig to play STS2, this decade anyway.

Indeed, absolutely.

slash the tires, tho.

To play all those games that aren’t being made?

Where’s the last straw?

There won’t be one.

In easy question to answer for yourself. Would you defend America?

Two to three entire blue generations of adults and two teen ones and they all have one thing in common.

They have no feeling of good will towards themselves from their country. They don’t want a gun, they want a plane ticket.

Director: “Be a little shit”

“Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship.”

cake sale at Costco

“We have a men’s dept.”

bath and body works

sigh

…yeah, technically, I guess 🙄

“LOOKATHISPHOTOGRAPH”

I remember when KoRn’s R used to be the right way around.

almost, almost, nevermind

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.