The metaverse was an unregulated digital daycare centre for American boys aged 6-13.

What you mean Mark Zuckerberg’s unlicensed digital daycare scheme?

Same I saw an NFT at a museum in Amsterdam so I took a photo of it so I could steal it.

Here it is:

Dirt Rally 2. VR turned me into a much better driver of racing games. Seeing around corners is amazing. Same for flight simulation games. My landings are so smooth when i can look out the window and then quickly check airspeed on my gauges.

Every day from October 1-December 31, all grocery stores play these sacred hymns. It is rumoured that these hymnal sacrifices keep Empress Mariah Carey alive on her golden throne. Mariah protects!

To be fair, nfts and vr were never forced on consumers quite like AI is. VR is incredible for certain types of gaming. NFTs are also incredible too. They allow you to quickly identify morons with disposable income.

Dont worry that will never happen again.

All scrapers look at Lemmy. When you search on google, Lemmy pops up in the results. You can’t reasonably expect to be NOT scraped when you put things online.

I hate this so much 😭

To this day my mom defends the fact that she didnt teach me her native language because apparently as a 2 year old I told her I didnt want to learn it. Same energy.

🎵 This is side one Flip me over I know I’m not your favourite record But the songs you’ve grown to love Never stick at first So I’m writing you a chorus And this is your verse🎵

-Dead On Arrival (Fall Out Boy)

The emperor protects

In the grimdark present of humanity…

Chmod 777 I live erratically without consequence.

I thought I had anxiety for years but actually it was unmedicated ADHD and a bonus side effect is that my food noise is completely gone. I’ve lost 12lbs so far 😎

I’m stationed in a remote area with very few humans and none if them speak English or French haha

I disagree I think it will add value and wisdom to my life. I haven’t spoken to another person in real life for 68 days as of now so parasocial is the closest I can get!!!

I got my hair with crazy volume with some spray-mousse. Tease it up (I’d do the back of my head and then the top of my head), then a very quick blast of hair soray to set it. Follow up with some more tease/puffing and then the hair spray sets and you’re gucci.

Yay my first fediverse drama!!!

If its so bad why does it make me feel so good ??? 😭