The orange ones are too small to see

Just scale it up to 137.69%

Meanwhile, In my Steam Library:

GAMES:

You mean the AI generated Woke Fake News?

/s

Reference your reference is referencing

I don’t know if this is a “before” or “after” photo…

I could see it going either way.

You need 3 of your friends to help you push, and if you’re lucky, there’ll be a ladder or staircase in there!

Win/Win.

Medical research is like youth sports.

Sure, 99.9% of these kids aren’t going to go pro, but most of them will learn something useful.

I always wondered what powers that dude had for surviving being thrown through the building and not ending up a fine pink mist on the wall…

All of the Samurai Except the White Guy

“Boomer” has become a general insult for “out of touch”

💯

Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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I would rewatch the entire MCU run if they refilmed it with Muppets.

His face is probably the most offensive thing in Florida, at least when a certain someone isn’t at Mar-a-Lago…

(Also: nice thorn!)