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“If you hard, then you hard.”
Technically correct l guess.
7·8 days agoAre you telling me that people don’t want to move to the FREE STATE OF FLORIDA?
2·8 days agoLuckily my wife banks at a different bank, and we used her debit card.
So funny story. I once went to the beach for the weekend, but my card was declined when I got to the hotel. When I called the bank on Monday, they told me it was because it was used in two different states in the same day. I’m like, “Yeah, I got gas when leaving home and drove to the hotel. You realize the two states are connected, right?!” Six months later, my card number was stolen from somewhere and was manually keyed in three times at Universal Studios for charges of a little over a grand on a Friday evening. When I discovered it and contacted the bank on Monday morning, they wanted to investigate. They said that, if the charges were indeed found to be fraudulent, they would return my money in 5-10 business days. I was irate. I told them, “I tried to use my card to pay for a hotel and you declined it to protect my money from ME. But when the bad guys ready did steal my info and are keying in numbers instead of using the actual card - not at all suspicious - for over $1000, your answer is ‘seems legit, here ya go.’ And when I report it, you look at me suspiciously and tell me that it’s going to be 1-2 weeks before I can even get my money back?!? I can assure you that as soon as you give me my money back, I will be withdrawing it and going to another bank.” And sadly I had been a customer with zero issues for almost 20 years at that point. Needless to say they got off their butt, called home office, and my money was back in my account before I walked out.
I try to spend my money, the bank: “Nope.”
Bad guys want to spend my money, the bank: “Carry on!”
21·16 days agoSorry about that, I didn’t see it even though I’m subbed on the Dad Jokes community. I’m not trying to karma farm, as you can tell I screenshotted a text post from Facebook because I thought it was funny.
Jumping to the block hammer is a very Reddit thing to do when it was just a simple misunderstanding.
7·18 days agoPEOPLE WHO ANNOY YOU
Okay, yeah. THAT’S why I wouldn’t do that.
Overpriced burgers with “TRUMP” stamped on the bun. Why can’t I think of some grift like that? I could be making bank. Stupid conscience.
Okay, because that makes a big difference too.
Did she?
She’s good, but I’m an old school Margot Kidder fan.
3·24 days agoYeah, it connects to all the Lemmy instances, but it seems way more mature already (and it’s still relatively new). Development has been quick and it already has more features than Lemmy. Most of the major instances have deployed Piefed instances, here’s a list of them.
Came here to say this very thing. I enjoyed the new one too, more than the ones with Cavill. Had some heart and a little humor.
I can do ya one better - I’m on Piefed and I can see it. 👀
Yeah, I still have a few pieces of my mom‘s silverware from when I was growing up. I love using them!
8, and boy does that bring back memories!
Wow! We used to have this game when I was a kid, and my mom and I played all the time. I haven’t thought about this game in years, but I absolutely recognize that box!