Yep. That interesting flavor of yogurt that’s salty and sticky

That’s a beautiful story. I’m jealous. You have experienced everything with both genders. Out of all of them which would you say is your favorite? Mine would be ass fucking the guy you worked for or ass fucking the lesbian.

I only do couple swaps. And we always let the women determine the flow of the action. They become co directors and me and the other guy just follow their commands. I wouldn’t say that was humiliation, but sometimes the women will have me and the other guy stand next to each other and comment on our cocks. In a way making fun of them. I don’t mind it at all. It’s fun. At certain points in the action one of the woman will stop and take a few minutes to direct her BF on how to fuck the other woman. And she will ask the other woman things like, “are you enjoying (ted) shoving his cock in and out of you”. All just lots of fun dirty talk that really keeps the guys nice and hard. The finale is always the women coordinating me and the other guy finishing them off at the same time or close to it. Many times I will be next to the other guy as we both plow the girls doggy. We signal each other when we both know we are really close and then proceed to shoot our loads at almost exactly the same time. Exhausted we both step back and move positions to behind our GF and watch the other guy’s cum oozing out.

I have a recurring one. My GF and I are watching some movie with one of her girl friends. Having a few drinks. Nothing sexual about it. We do this in real life often. But in the dream the girls start discussing cocks. The dream never makes it clear as to how it comes up. They wind up their discussion of cock with the friend asking my GF if it would OK to look at my cock. My GF takes control and says “sure” as I sit there stunned she comes over to me and pulls down my pants and my cock starts getting hard. As if I were a science class experiment my GF is explaining all the wonderful things about my penis. She tells her friend “don’t be shy, you can touch it”. As things move along her friend winds up sucking me off. My GF suggests that we all get naked. My hard on is raging. As this is going on I do not say one word. The wrap up is my GF says “you can fuck him, I don’t mind and I know it’s been a long while since you last got fucked.” The friend sits on me and after a few minutes I have her on her back and plow her hard. My GF has the biggest smile as her friend starts a steady stream of “dirty talk” as she encourages me to fuck her good. Then the dream ends before I cum.

Question for OP - when you have them are they about people you know in real life or just someone you make up

So anyone can stick their cock in it BUT Mr. Dyson?

In our Clown World some men just seeing the sticker would automatically get them to do it

It’s about inserting your penis in the air dryer to accomplish masturbation

My GF seems to prefer me eating her out in “rear pussy” position. But many times after licking up her pussy I will move to licking her asshole. She seems to like that even more.

Married for a long time would explain it

Wonderful story. And what guy’s legs don’t start to wobble just hearing “said she had to suck my cock”. Here I am willing to help you out. I will drop my pants and allow you to suck my cock.

Any meaningless shit post that in any way makes fun of or deviates from the narrative of the cult MUST be down voted. Those whose lives are empty and filled with rage MUST signal their “virtue” over anything that they come across. A normal person would just move on. It’s a fucking shit post. It’s supposed to be funny. Don’t think it’s funny? Move on. Imagine taking the time to scold someone over something that is completely meaningless

It seems to start in the teenage years for women. They are surrounded by ads for various make up things that they don’t need. Some have acne issues which sets them on the road to make up everyday. Yeah make up is nonsense. But the shitpost was about not giving a fuck, not make up

I have encountered several women who actually think their pussy has a bad ordor. They don’t understand that guys actually enjoy the smell. And it’s fun to lick a pussy.

I remember “comparing” dicks. Something that guys did with other guy friends. You were just starting to understand jacking off and ejaculating. You never considered this gay, though some may disagree, but you would get naked with your friend and examine the other guy’s cock. That would move onto to jerking each other off. It’s the first time you experience cumming through the actions of another person.

Graduation was usually blow jobs. Having your friend suck your cock and then cumming in his mouth just turned your brain into jelly. And you would return the favor. It didn’t seem like a big deal having a guy shoot his load into your mouth and swallow it.

At this point, in my opinion, you start to define your sexuality. If you are straight you are done with your guy friend and sex. You are now consumed with the desire to fuck a girl. To feel your cock in a pussy.

If you are gay you are motivated to move onto anal with your guy friend.

When I was first old enough to ejaculate I had to taste it. It didn’t seem to really taste like anything. But it was sticky

Great story. Sounds like she had lots of fun.

My GF once set this up for me. She was the Director of all the action. She had us start with me on my back. She got between my legs and started sucking my cock. And she had Allie, her friend, straddle my face with her pussy which I really enjoyed munching on.

GF and I are in our large bathroom. She is naked and getting ready to get into the shower. Her back is to me. She bends down to pick something up. And now I get the irresistible “rear pussy” view as it peaks out from between her ass cheeks which I am dying to squeeze.

It’s about people with empty lives devoid of humor and living a life of rage