Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?
The Assman
Asses to asses, butts to butts
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Cake day: 2023年10月7日
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Aggressive negotiations
161·6 个月前Never stopped him before
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
Yeah, he’s on first
5·6 个月前I’m just hanging out but thanks
Insurance ceo, the worst kind
This is what living in America does to the brain
11·6 个月前You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.
30·6 个月前In Russia they just kill all the opposition leaders. It’s much cheaper that way.
Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.
And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom
Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake
Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea
I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do
You guys ever just mind your own fucking business? I’m really into minding my own fucking business.
How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?