• Death_Equity@lemmy.world
          5·
          10 months ago

          Jesus, I am starting to think we are overcompartmentalized. I thought we were working on realistic cybernetic sex dolls for espionage and blackmail. I’ve been balls deep in R&D for like 4 months. Once y’all figure out what we are all working on, come find me in my lab. Knock first… or don’t.

            • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
              4·
              10 months ago

              I thought we were miniturizing in Q4 for the roll-out before the mid-terms? Oh, wait, I was off a year. I suck at understanding the Anunnaki calendar, why the hell do we use their calendar for R&D when Mayan is the office standard? When I was at Groom we were using Mayan for everything and the purse boys didn’t have a problem there. I really need to transfer to Marineris; did you know they have a milkshake machine in the mess?

              • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
                3·
                10 months ago

                We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

                … oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

  • Doorbook@lemmy.world
    141·
    10 months ago

    When I studied a niche useless field and found out modern cunsomer tools utilizing the technology has been fully studied by the defense I knew it is fucked up.

  • CluckN@lemmy.world
    11·
    10 months ago

    Fat Dave when he breaks his 3rd Herman Miller chair via hallway racing (not a record breaker but a personal best).